15首最糟的歌詞

15首最糟的歌詞

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經常聽到一些很好聽的歌,但仔細一看那些的歌詞,有些還是真得是有點糟、無理頭和好笑的字句在裡面。下面就是從NME整理出來的一些最糟的歌詞,大家參考看看!!

1.Razorlight – Somewhere Else

“I met a girl. She asked me my name. I told her what it was.”

“我遇見一位女孩. 他問我的名子. 我告訴她是什麼”

拜託!!我想你可以寫的比這個還好。

2.Nirvana – All Apologies

“What else could I say? Everyone is gay.”  

“我還可以說什麼呢? 大家都是同性戀”

如果這是真的話,對於我們的種族或許會有些繁殖問題”

3.The Killers – Human

“I’m down on my knees, searching for the answer… Are we human or are we dancer?”  

“我跪下,尋找著答案…..我們是人或者是舞者?”

不管答案是什麼。仿佛它是隱形眼鏡一樣,我懷疑你可以在地上找到答案。

4.Kiss – Burn Bitch Burn

“Oh babe, I wanna put my log in your fireplace.”

“喔!寶貝, 我想要把我的木頭放進你的壁爐”

可以阿! 如果你可以溫柔的放進去。

5.Jon Bon Jovi – Blaze Of Glory

“I’m a devil on the run, a six-gun lover.”  

“我是個奔走的惡魔,一個轉輪槍的愛好者”

轉輪槍的愛好者?

6.Missy Elliott – Work It

“Take my thong off and my ass go boom!”

“把我的丁字褲脫掉,然後我的屁股爆炸”

當事情發生時,希望我不會靠的太近。

7.Billy Bragg – Sexuality

“Sexuality! Your laws do not apply to me! A nuclear submarine sinks off the coast of Sweden.”

“性慾! 你的法規並不適於我! 一艘核子淺水艇沉沒在瑞典的海岸”

性慾的法規是?

8.Nickelback – Figure You Out

“I love your pants around your feet… You’re like my favourite damn disease.”

“我愛你的褲子在你腳下….你就像是我最愛的災難”

你真的非常非常的壞

9.Puff Daddy feat. Mase – Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down’

“Young, black and famous – with money hanging out the anus.”

“年經、黑和出名 – 有這金錢露出在肛門外”

到想看看有金錢的肛門!!

10. Liz Phair – Flower

“I’ll fuck you til your dick is blue.”

“我將會Fuck你直到你的小弟弟瘀青”

這~~應該要花點時間

11.R Kelly – You Remind Me Of Something

“Girl you look just like my car, I wanna wax it.”

“女孩你看起來就像我的車,我想要打臘”

把女孩形容成車,那她的Size應該也不小。

12. The Rolling Stones – Stray Cat Blues

“I can see that you’re fifteen years old. No I don’t want your ID.”

“我可以看的出你十五歲,不! 我不要你的身份證”

當時是要去那裡而寫下的歌詞嗎?

13. Des’Ree – Life

“I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s the sight that I fear most. I’d rather eat a piece of toast, and watch the evening news.”

“我不想看到鬼,這是我最害怕的景象。我寧可吃一片土司和看每日新聞”

婀~~你確定你知道你自己在說什麼嗎?

14 Queen – Bicycle Race

“You say ‘black’ I say ‘white’. You say ‘bark’ I say ‘bite’. You say ‘shark’ I say ‘hey man ‘Jaws’ was never my scene!'”  

“你說黑,我說白。你說吠,我說咬。你說鯊魚,我說”嘿,”大白鯊”我從來就不感興趣”

 這是什麼? 在玩文字接龍遊戲嗎??

 

15. Shakira – Whenever, Wherever

“Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains.

“幸運的我的胸部小巧不大,所以你不會把它們跟山搞混”

我想沒有人會把胸部跟山搞混!!

–Emily Cheng